Orange Hell
2008-Jun-9 |
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There really isn't all that much to say on the issue, I just fucking hate Oranges.
They taste great.
When someone else has already peeled them, they're natures little gift. They're refreshing and healthy.
When I have to peel them, all hell breaks loose. They're just not my friend. I peel off the top bit, and then attempt to spiral around the rest of it. I end up randomly cutting chunks out of the actual orange, leaving too much of the white shit all around it, or creating space for a lovely scar to appear on my hand sometime in the future. Oranges just don't like me.
Not like Bananas. Of all Natures wrapping, Bananas have the best. You simply peel them, no hassle, simple, no white shit stuck to the fruit after peeling. No juice squiting in your eye (I just made myself laugh....... such a pervert), just a simple fruit. Grapes are even better. You don't even have to peel those, and yet, you're treated to a taste of fruity heaven. Why the fuck do Oranges have to be so awkward? They're the women of the Fruit World.
You're wondering how someone can dedicate an entire blog to peeling an Orange, aren't you? If the little fuckers peeled properly, and the outter layer didn't cling onto the inner fruit, refusing to budge, then maybe you wouldn't have just wasted five minutes of your life reading this blog. Oranges, indirectly made you lose five minutes of your life. See, they're evil little bastards. |
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2008-Jun-9 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by themaninjapan |
| Totally with you on this one. If I get oranges, they stay uneaten for ages. Apples are the way for me. |
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