The force is...... probably not with me.
2008-Jun-23 |
I want a Lightsaber.
This one, to be precise.
Anakin's from Episode III. Anakin is cooler than Luke, so I don't want Luke's.
How Childish am I?
I want to jump around like a Sith Lord, trying to overthrow the Republic.
And then, I want a Wookie.
And then i'll paint Stacy green and call her Yoda.
And the Millenium Falcon, because it'd be easier travelling at light speed, to get to Stacy's house, than driving through traffic on the M1.
Then, I will overthrow the Republic, using my new Lightsaber, and become Emperor Jamie, Also known as Darth Hairless.
And if anyone tries to join a rebel alliance, to destroy my room (The Death Room), i'll throw eggs at them from my window. The Galaxy will be mine, all because I have a cool fake lightsaber.
You know you want to buy me one.
Search your feelings....
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by jme2007 |
You'd think so wouldn't you?
But no, i'm just bored. Very very bored. |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by jme2007 |
Thanks!
Next, i will be chopping wood and driving massive sports cars. |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by WelshPixie |
I briefly dated a guy who was building a lifesize set of the Stormtrooper armour and when I visited he'd have me model bits of it to check it all fit and was assembled correctly and stuff.
I kept telling him I'm a little short for a stormtrooper but he didn't listen. ;p |
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2008-Jun-23 - <i>Untitled Comment</i> |
| Posted by texican |
| That's pretty cool. But...doesn't Anakin's lightsaber become Luke's lightsaber? Or am I just a confuzzled old nerd? |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by WelshPixie |
| I think you're a confuzzled old nerd whatever the answer is but we love you anyway ;) |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by dantesinferno |
| You people call youself geeks and don't know the answer to this? Tsk tsk. |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by texican |
| I know that Obi Wan gave Anakin's lightsaber to Luke, but is the one up there Anakin's last lightsaber? Or is it a different (earlier) model? I was too lazy to compare... |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by dantesinferno |
| Same sword, except it's not suppose to be red. But the point is, I believe, that while the sword belonged to Anakin it was much cooler, but when it became Luke's it was less cool... Because Luke is a wuss. |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by texican |
I got it...
Anakin was a wuss, too. Darth Vader was a serious bad-ass. Still, Anakin could probably kick Luke's ass. |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by dantesinferno |
Kid Anakin was a wuss. Anakin E3 was arrogant tough guy. Anakin-Darth was a bad ass. Luke was a pussy. Then somewhere between E5 and E6 Luke's testicles descended and he was mildly toughish in E6.
Prosecutor rests. |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by texican |
| Luke gets better in the post-E6 books. Darth, the Kidlet should have been drawn, quartered, and fed to the sarlacc. |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by WelshPixie |
Guys, guys guys... you're taking over this poor young man''s blog with insane amounts of uber geekery. He'll come online and read his comments and freak out at the amount of geekery his blog is generating and his life will never be the same.
Good work ;) |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by dantesinferno |
| Post E6 books are not canon, and there for not admissible. Luke remains mildly toughish as far as I'm concerned. |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by texican |
| Ok...I'll agree to that. But I'm sure you're with me on feeding the sarlacc... |
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2008-Jun-23 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by dantesinferno |
| Could be feed him piece at a time. Like, one leg today, hand next week? That would be justice for what he has done to the franchise. |
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